The Mullet

So, Scott found a picture of us from high school. We were teasing him about his mullet, and he completely denies that he ever had one! Well, it came up again tonight, so I set out to prove him wrong. Anyone who knew him way back when will find this as hilarious as I did. I found proof, within 30 seconds that he did, in fact, have a mullet! (See description below, titled minitruckmullet, found on mulletsgalore.com) I now need to work on finding a perfect match picture to prove to him that I am right, because he is still denying it! ;) It was like this description was written for him!!!

5. minitruckmullet

Thought to be extinct in 1994, and usually too wily to be caught on camera, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his neck long.

The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting Guess? jeans.

The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz, U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear," "Fear This," or Calvin Pissing sticker.

• Mulletude: 6
• Aggressiveness: 7
• Hobbies: cruising the Taco Bell parking lot at lunch time for high school chicks, annoying everyone in the neighborhood with their insipid car alarms, bumpin' the treble
• Sightings: performance auto parts stores, the mall
• Favorite Band: Vanilla Ice